No Costume? No Excuses! Dress Decade! Toss-Together Costumes in Your Closet.

People say they never know what to wear for a costume. I always tell people just to look in their closets! Do the best you can with what you have. Most any decade costume can be found in a closet. Here are a few, and more are listed at the end of this blog.

Roaring Twenties:

Ladies: Straight or pleated skirt/dress drop-waist, solid color, a bit of fringe accent, a head band with a feather, long beads/party beads. Done. For a guy: part hair down the middle or side and slick back; wear anything with pinstripes, a fedora, black pants, bow tie, a vest; carry a flask and fake (or real) cigarette. Look up: Chicago Musical; Thoroughly Modern Millie; F. Scott Fitzgerald; Zelda Fitzgerald

T in her cute twenties costume, and me in my zuit-suit ‘30s gangster. The only thing I made was the little red neck tie. Cut cardboard and red satin ribbon around it. Matching red around the fedora. Everything else I had in my closet.

Depression/Dust Bowl Thirties:

Unless you want to go sleek satin and suits for the people who had money, go with anything dowdy and brown. Shirt waist dresses, or button down shirt and skirt. Overalls and plaid. Farmer hats, etc. Look up: Grapes of Wrath

Forties:

War-time or swing dance era “Bobby-soxer” – fancy hair? Ladies, “victory roll” or curl your hair and pin top half back. Short and flare/a-line skirts; white tube socks sequins bed down and Keds or black and white wing tipped shoes. Peek-a-boo toed heels. Bright red lipstick. Guys – war-time clothes, slicked back hair; pants, button downs, suspenders, trench coats. Look up: Swing Kids film; Pearl Harbor film; Roger Rabbit

My “Tacky-Older-Office-Lady” costume

I never mind making people laugh – with or at me! Loved this super easy costume!

This is one of my favorites! It was “Grandparents” day during one of the many high school spirit weeks I participated in. (As a former high school English teacher, there was at least one week during the year that had dress-up days leading up to the homecoming parade, game, and dance. I was one of those teachers who always participated.)

Everything in this costume, I had in my closet. I went with “tacky older office lady.” I didn’t have the time or desire to temporarily spray my hair gray, hence the kerchief. Anyway, an elastic waist-skirt, leopard print, a bright pink button down that I never wore, and two square pillows under the elastic skirt made up the outfit. One pillow in front and one in back. A few long necklaces. Maybe rolled down knee-high hose.

This costume took the least time and probably had the most laughs. The ladies in the front office had to have a picture, and they said it looked like I had a hernia (that was the bottom corner of the front pillow.) Score!

Axl and Slash

G & R Fans who weren’t dressed in costume went wild and wanted their picture with us: Axl and Slash!

Axl Rose and Slash! I always wanted to do Axl for Halloween, and I finally got to, two years ago. My husband and I had a date night the weekend before Halloween, and we had plenty of events to choose from in the area. An old I (heart) NY t-shirt, jeans, boots, and my very old black leather bomber jacket, with a red head-band, a few chunky chain necklaces (one big cross) and my old aviator Ray-bans: I got to rock out as Axl. My husband’s costume was a curly rocker wig (the same used for Captain Hook in this costume blog entry), a top hat, and an old necklace of mine around the top. Easy.

Grab a PlayStation or toy guitar, and you’re set. G&N 4-Ever!

Black Cat

Meow!

The most work I put into this was my eye make-up. I bought the gloves with nails at a Halloween store, I’m sure. You can easily buy cat ears and tail for next to nothing. I made these.

More Decade Closet Costume Ideas:

Fifties: if no poodle skirts and black leather jackets are in your closet, guys, toss on a pair of jeans, white t-shirt, slicked back hair, and a small cigarette-sized box rolled in your sleeve! Gals, cropped pants (called petal pushers in the ’50s), a cute top, hair in a ponytail with a scarf tied around it or your neck, and you’re Danny and Sandy! Look up: (seriously? Ok) Grease, West Side Story, Happy Days, etc.

Sixties: mini skirt, shirt, and riding boots! Tease the hair, spray, and done. Guys, similar to fifties, just comb hair in side part and over forehead like the Beatles or Beach Boys. Go hippie look – no bell bottoms? Wear jeans and the ugliest shirt you can find – maybe in Avacado green, mustard yellow, or burnt orange. Look up: (really? Again? Haha. Okay.) Austin Powers, 007 with Sean Connery, Hair the musical (if hippie era), Brady Bunch

Seventies: Hippie era sixties or fabulous Disco! Need I say more? Look up: (ahem) Elton John, Welcome Back Kotter (Show), Brady Bunch, Disco! Saturday Night Fever!

Eighties: Beads. Necklaces. Tons of bracelets. White socks and heels. Big hair! Off the shoulder with a bra strap showing. Mini skirts. Guys: jeans. T shirt. Blazer. Look Up: Miami Vice. Ah-ha. St. Elmo’s Fire. Any Molly Ringwald movie. (Hello, Duckie!) Flashdance. Michael Jackson (before he was weird)

I will stop here. I graduated 1995, and I had a kid come into my classroom in Birkenstocks, jeans, and a Green Day concert t-shirt on decade day, one of my last years teaching. He looked like my Senior year of high school. The first time I saw my decade as a costume! O_o I almost kicked him out of class. (Just kidding.)

Okay! No excuses! You always have a costume at hand if you look in your closet. So…have fun this Halloween season! Always plenty of events to go to!

Happy Haunting!

J.

It’s Halloween My Pretties: Costuming Time!

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Who doesn’t want to pretend to be a kid again? Take a break from “adulting” for a day, or an evening. Whether you like to plan and make costumes, visit the pop-up Halloween seasonal stores, or your local WalMart, Target, or craft store in pursuit of the perfect costume, everyone has a closet in their home full of clothes. Regular, every day clothes. If you have a last minute costume party or event, and no costume, go to the closet.

My favorite “closet costume” was my “Grandparent’s Day” costume from my teaching days – Homecoming week had dress-up days for each day of the wee, but this would be a great costume for Halloween, too. I decided to go “tacky office worker” and wear mismatched clothes, carry a cane (formerly my granddaddy’s), and shove a pillow under my skirt.

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Much of this look was completely unintentional, but I will use it again, someday. I put a square throw pillow in the waistband of my skirt. The elastic pushed it in so that my figure truly shifted! I didn’t realize I looked like I had saggy boobs until I went to the main office and the ladies who worked the front laughed until they cried. I was told the square corner at the bottom of the pillow looked like a hernia. Now, the purse and the separated pearls had belonged to my grandmother. I didn’t have time to get gray hair spray to color my hair, but I think baby powder would’ve worked. I just wrapped a scarf around my hair. And, yes, I did walk around all day with a scowl. I was a grumpy old office lady! 🙂

This next closet costume was so simple: black! Add ears and a tail, maybe a little makeup, and you have a black cat costume. I made the ears and tale, but you can always buy a set at a party store. CVS or Walgreens may carry them close to Halloween.

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The gloves had finger nails on them already – I found them and they’re actually witch gloves, but they worked okay as claws. Heavy eye makeup and eyeliner jumps up the dramatic cat look. I didn’t do the nose and whiskers, but if you do want to create the look, use an eyeliner pencil, and color the underneath part of your nose around your nostrils, and lightly draw a few whiskers on your cheeks.

There are a slew of easy DIY “closet costumes” available. Check out your character or idea and google it and “DIY” and then go look in your closet. You always have the option to be a ghost, after all, if you have a white sheet!. A white sheet also transforms into a toga, or wrap it around you and go as an Egyptian (my 4th grade Halloween costume). Got a trench coat? go as a detective or Sherlock Holmes (my 9th grade last minute Halloween costume).

My brother is pretty creative at costumes, especially last minute numbers. Can you guess who he is?

 

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Granted, he comes by the beard natural, but if you guessed Chuck Norris, you’re right. He grabbed one of my dad’s old karate belts and a hat, and there you go. (That is my St. Paulie Girl costume I made…a little more description and how to for another post.

Pick up vampire teeth at a drugstore, and yes I have seen them at CVS at Halloween – I bought them – and rock the subtle, “modern-day” vampire look. 😉

The point is, my Pretties, is you have no excuse! Tease that hair and go 80s, cut the neck out of an old t-shirt and rock Jennifer Biles, Flashdance 80s look. Wear jeans, boots, and a flannel and be a cowgirl or cowboy. The possibilities are endless and so is the fun.

Happy Haunting,

J.

 

Halloween 2015: Where the Wild Things Are (or Were…)

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Halloween Morning, 2015, tailgating on college game day! College kids were yelling out their cars: “That was my favorite book!”

It’s that time of year when my writing and exercising suffers because I’m busy making costumes for our family. My early-morning free time before work inevitably becomes a cloud of material, polyfoam, thread, and snippits of sequins, fur, and other glitzy or scaly parts. I love it!

This year, I am making a Winnie the Pooh costume for Mac Attack. Next year, he may be too old to want to be Pooh, so I’m taking advantage of his love for the “hunny” grubbing, lovable bear this year. That post, when and if I finish, will be posted in the next few weeks. (It’s proving a bit of a challenge as I am a novice seamstress, at best!)

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Mac Attack’s first Trick-or-Treat outing, Halloween evening. Children were bounding up to us, excited to see their favorite storybook characters.

Last year, when my son was 6 months old, I brought home a copy of a children’s classic: “Where the Wild Things Are,” by Maurice Sendak. It was my souvenir for him from my anniversary trip with my husband to New Orleans, and my visit to The Faulkner House. Mac Attack fell in love with the story! So, naturally, I thought it would be super fun to do characters from the book for Halloween.

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I am often overly-ambitious and can be a bit obsessive once I’m involved in a project. I love a challenge! So, I found two amazing sources on the internet that I used to create our costumes. The first was a fabulous blog “Tell, Love and Party” on how to make the Max wolf costume you’ll find here, and linked into her blog about her costuming experience was a great instructional YouTube video you’ll find here. I am no seamstress and have never followed a pattern and this video was a treasure to find!

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Mac Attack as “Max” and my beautiful mama – his “Memaw”

So, not only did I make the costumes, I decided to make the wild thing head pieces. I found instructions on Instructables.com, here. There are many options to choose from using paper mache, poster board, to paper plates. I liked this because it seemed it wouldn’t be quite so heavy as paper mache, and it would still have the big bobble-head look. 🙂

My husband wins the “Hubby-Daddy of the Year” award for rocking his Wild Thing costume! Especially since I ran out of time to make his shirt and didn’t paint on the orange stripes, but used duct tape, instead. In a colder climate, that would’ve been fine. Not in North Florida on a hot Halloween! With the polyfoam wild things head pieces in 70 degree weather, we were a hot mess. Literally. But it was fun!

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Mac Attack receiving his first candy while trick-or-treating!

If you are silly like me and want to do extensive head pieces and costumes, I recommend starting in late August, especially if you work full time, like I do. I didn’t get to finish all the claws or my costume, completely (layered feather leg look in “Tell, Love and Party” blog). Also, I didn’t finish all the hair on my wild thing, nor did I finish the beard part of my husband’s costume. Mac Attack didn’t keep his hood on because it was too hot. I used a lighter-weight fleece, and it was okay for a short period. I’d use a lightweight jersey or cotton material here in Florida, next time. I will resurrect these in another year or two, remake the Max costume, and add finishing touches to the monsters.

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Where the Wild Things Are Selfie

So, Happy Halloween! “Let the wild rumpus start.” 🙂

Prost,

J.